Jon Stewart at it again...this is so funny and pretty much captures the "Foreclosure Crisis" in a rather lewd way...
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Ring ring ring ring. Thank you for calling Short Sale. For priority service, please enter your 10-digit account number followed by the pound sign.
88302720572#
Please enter the last four digits of your social security number followed by the pound sign.
4306#
That number is not found. One moment please.
"Hello. This is Loss Mitigation, what is your account number?"
88302720572
"Thank you, and your name?"
Wendy Rulnick, listing broker - authorized.
"Let me find your authorization... OK, I have it. The borrower's name?"
Joe Miles III
"Mailing address?"
12 Kemp Court, Onedon, IL 34003
"Thank you. We have on file a home telephone of 307-368-7110."
I don't have that number.
"We also have 307-993-0204. Do you have that?"
No, the only number I have that I know you have is 833-293-6624.
"The homeowner needs to call in and update his records."
He has already done that, yet every time I call I am given the wrong phone numbers.
"Thank you. The property address?"
20 Holmes St., Destin Florida 32541
"What are the last four of the social?"
4306
"The buyer's name?"
Cecil Bedwell
"Thank you. How may I help you?"
I am calling for the status of the short sale.
"We have no further information on the file. Is there anything else I may help you with?"
No, thank you, have a great day!
It's Wendy!
Wendy Rulnick, Broker, CRP, CRS, GRI, ABR Rulnick Realty, Inc.
Destin Short Sales & Pre Foreclosure Help.
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Call toll-free 1-877-ITS-WNDY (1-877-487-9639) or local 850-650-7883 ext 204
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Wendy is a short sale and pre-foreclosure specialist and has been featured in "Kiplinger Personal Finance Magazine" and "Florida Realtor Magazine". Call Wendy Rulnick, Broker/Owner, to list and sell your home or condo on the Emerald Coast of Florida in Walton, Okaloosa and Santa Rosa County- Destin, Santa Rosa Beach, Fort Walton Beach, Niceville, Bluewater Bay, Navarre, Seagrove Beach, Watercolor, Sandestin, Seaside, Crestview, Rosemary Beach, Mary Esther, Shalimar, Eglin AFB, Hurlburt Field.