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5 Reasons Foreclosure Prevention Is Like Halloween

1. Tricks

I don’t know if kids do this anymore, but I remember part of the fun, the anticipation, of Halloween was coming up with a “Trick” to offer in exchange for candy – a joke, rhyme, hand stand, armpit noise or, if you were desperate, a song. Foreclosure prevention is like that, except sometimes the trick is on the homeowner. You go to the lender’s door, ring the bell, ask for short sale approval and the bank requests a trick. You do the trick, even though it’s ridiculous (e.g., provide the birth certificate of your childhood pet), stick out your palm for your treat…and…and…what the?!...the lender requires another trick. Six months worth of tricks and you might get a treat.

2. Treats

Possibly the best part of Halloween – the treats! For a kid, heaven is having to use two hands to lug home a pillowcase weighed down with candy. Sorry, there is no candy in short sales. But there are treats. For a homeowner, the treat is to “hit the reset button”, to be released from an oppressive situation & constant lender harassment, without the stigma of foreclosure. For lenders, the treat is being spared the cost to preserve vacant property and the legal cost involved in foreclosure.

3. Costumed Characters

Every year, the National Retail Federation publishes a list of the most popular costumes (Michael Jackson in 2009; Spiderman in 2004), but some costumes are classic: Zombie, Super Hero, Vampire, Witch. I have yet to encounter Spiderman in any short sale transaction, but I’m convinced that a prerequisite for hire as a bank’s short sale negotiator is Zombiehood. Bank Negotiators and Zombies. Not. Human. Not human! Both have that risen-from-the-dead, jerky, robotic shuffle. And they l-l-l-o-o-o-v-v-v-e feasting on human flesh. As a Realtor specializing in short sales, I have witnessed scenes of chaos and panic as whole neighborhoods are consumed by Hells Fargo’s (Goo-For-Brains) Zombies.

4. Terror

Halloween and Short Sales elicit more than just fright; they both give birth to Terror. Fright is like a sudden shock – painful, but not enough to leave a noticeable scar and it’s over quickly. Terror implies something more intense. Dictionary.com’s definition of terror is “extreme fear in the presence of danger or evil”, and describes it as “prolonged…and may refer to imagined or future dangers”. For months, homeowners behind on their mortgage payments (1 of 5 Florida homeowners) dread opening the mail or answering the phone. They lose sleep at night, imagining the worst, nightmare images of the Bank of Evil tossing their belongings in the street as the neighbors look on. Halloween terror is also prolonged, but only until the movie is over.

5. Spooky Houses

For homeowners, the place that once represented the future, their piece of the America Dream, is now laced with cobwebs. Windows that formerly framed Norman Rockwell holiday scenes are now hidden behind tightly drawn curtains. Crabgrass replaces flower beds. Picket fences, once proudly painted white, fade to gray in the moonlight.



Disclaimer: My husband, the historian, read this and explained that “trick or treat” actually referred to a bribe, as in, “Hand over the sweets and I won’t egg your house.” Whatevs, Honey.
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Condo Association Fees In Foreclosure

When Homeowners have financial troubles, the last thing they fall behind on is the mortgage, but the first thing they stop paying is Association dues. Because of this, many Condo & Homeowner Associations in Florida are squeezed for funds and have become aggressive in pursuing every penny. They now have legal representation, have been successful in litigating similar cases, and are not as likely to back off.

What bank negotiators don’t realize is that if the property goes into foreclosure, it could end up costing radically more than just the delinquent Condo fees.

1. Special Assessments:

Unlike delinquent maintenance fees, Special Assessments are not extinguished in a foreclosure because they are part of the property’s cost basis. In other words, the assessed amount becomes real estate -- part of the property. Example: Structural improvements or repairs not covered by association reserves. Delinquent maintenance fees are part of an Association’s receivables, but assessments are part of the real estate itself. As this assessment directly affects the tax valuation of the property, it cannot be separated from it. Which means when a bank forecloses and the property becomes an REO, the entire assessment must be paid, plus the back due monthly fees and the Association’s legal fees, penalties, and the bank’s legal fees.

2. HOA or COA:

One wrinkle to check for is whether the property is governed by a Homeowner’s Association or a Condo Association. Currently, in a Florida foreclosure, the bank would only have to pay 12 months* of Condo Association dues (or 1% of the original loan amount, whichever is lower) in order to deliver clear title to the next owner. However, litigation in Florida is less certain regarding unpaid back dues owed to HOAs after a lender forecloses.

3. Attorney Fees:

Another thing the bank negotiator may not be thinking of is that, even if they only have to pay 12 months of past due monthly Condo fees after a foreclosure…what about the legal fees owed to the Condo Association’s attorney? Judges are lawyers. You think lawyers look out for other lawyers?

The bottom line is that foreclosure will cost a bank more than just a few months of fees and it is in the lender’s best interest to negotiate these costs as part of a short sale, rather than dragging its feet until foreclosure.

*only 6 months prior to new legislation in 2010
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WHO ARE YOU?

I have had much trouble figuring out that question lately. Who am I? Going into Real Estate and leaving behind a world I've called home for the last 18 years has given me the biggest identity crisis I've ever had. I needed to leave nursing and had a Real Estate license, so why not? But try as I might I haden't been able to pull it all together. Then one miraculous day I woke up and realized that I was going about it all wrong. The depression was from not accepting the inevitable, my nursing career is over.Now I can move on. I began working, not in the office, but outside where the people are. Suddenly, I get it. Not that I didn't before, but I was spinning my wheels and going nowhere. Now, I get it. I was trying to be the executive I was when I was in my twenties. I'm trying to be Miss Burg. . .Susan. I haven't been called that in about 20 years. I've been Sue for the last 18 and my whole person has changed. Once I realized that I moved quickly to change everything. My name plate now reads Sue Burg. I stoped looking for a business 'brand' for myself once I realized that this was not the first time I had to pull myself from the ashes and rebuild much like a Phoenix comes again and again from the ashes. Wait, did I say Phoenix and ashes? It's a rebirth that I have gone through! I have 'branded' myself Phoenix Rising, RES and changed every web site I have to reflect that.It's a strange feeling not knowing who you are and having to find yourself again. I've gone through my rebirth and feel as though I've been through the fire again. Only, now I feel happy on the inside, in the pit of my stomach I can feel it. I feel successful again and I'm ready to crush it!
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